A Look Beneath The Skull

There are a bunch of savages in Leonardo NJ.

When people see money left out they think they are being watched.

Hermaphroditic porn is “the best of both worlds”.

Not many girlfriends will bring you lasagna. Most will just cheat on you.

Manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination is an actually job.

Guidance counselors are pretty much useless.

Empire is much better than Jedi.

Most contractors follow their heart not their wallet. The ones that follow their wallet end up shot and killed.

Down here is the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry.

He did say making fuck.

Olaf’s band is named Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans.

You may be number 37.

A dead man with an erection can completely ruin your chances getting back together with your ex.

Hustler gives you a perfect view of a woman’s kidneys by way of their vagina.

Walt Flanigan is a versatile character actor.

Chewleys gum representatives carry around pictures of a cancer ridden lung.

Convenience store clerks follow orders……just like the nazis.

Using your original ending is tough when you are a first time director with no money.

This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.

People say some crazy shit during sex.

High school is about algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

Finding out that your girl snowballed some guy is worse than finding out they slept together.

Apparently you have to try not to suck any dick on your way out of a parking lot.

Kids obviously love Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Having an embolism in a pool is not as embarrassing as breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.

I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Caitlin Bree can break your heart and inadvertently drive men to deviant lifestyles.

Sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go.

Randal eats cock.

Title does not dictate behavior.

It’s best to stay out of other people’s affairs.

There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others.

All storm troopers know is killing and white uniforms.

Dave makes fruit pies.

All prices end in 9.

Next time bring more than 1 street hockey ball.

Convenience stores don’t have hubcaps for a 1972 pinto but they do have mini trucker magazine

Navy Seals is the most intellectually devoid movie.

Finding the perfect carton of eggs requires a series of endurance tests.

Milk maids are looking for the gallon of milk that never spoils.

Big ass signs are impossible to see.

My love for you is ticking clock.

Refusing to pay late fees can result in the destruction of your membership card.

Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.

Reading tabloid magazine headlines out loud can result in being spit on.

Hockey playing store clerks have more game than Asian design majors.

Your boss will lie to you to make you work on your day off.

Your loyalty to your employer is constantly at odds with your desire to piss with the lights on.

Dental School is a desirable video.

Life is a series of down moments.

Jedi just had a bunch of muppets.

Selling a five year old cigarettes will result in a $500 fine.